Texts from mittens: the tough guy edition
Mittens wants so badly to be a tough guy, and now he’s looking for the perfect phone app to help him achieve his fierce goals. But do you think Mom’s going to be any help? Not much. And who says Martha Stewart isn’t tough? Sometimes (most times) Mitty feels so misunderstood.
To make matters worse, he’s convinced something terrible has happened to Frank the mail carrier, and Grandma’s just told him some very disturbing news. At least there hasn’t been much in the way of Drunk Patty shenanigans over the past couple of weeks. Small miracles abound. Such is the life of an overly dramatic tuxie named Mittens.
Here’s some proof of poor Mittens’ most recent woes.
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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (birthed right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.
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